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threelittlerectangles:

UNMUTE IT 

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donutfox:

succeeding:

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

Me while losing monopoly: I’m just a simple farmer, living the simple farmer-life, struggling to keep up with the increasing urbanization. My property has been passed down for generations, please don’t take it away from me it has sentimental value
Me while winning monopoly: CAPITALISM MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU OWE ME MONEY AND YOU OWE ME MONEY AND YA’LL OWE ME MONEY YOU FUCKING LOSERS, EVERY MAN IS HIS OWN FORTUNE AND YOU JUST LANDED ON MY PROPERTY SO PAY UP, PROLETARIANS

policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.