davejade:

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

thedragoninmygarage:

meulin-weipon:

Republicans

This is at least the 5th time around. Forever reblog.

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

mistressofsmite:

martin-freeman-in-a-bin:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

This time:
Did a ghost do my taxes.
Scared of eating ribbons.

“Am I being stalked by a bug” resonates with me.