mistressofsmite:

martin-freeman-in-a-bin:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

This time:
Did a ghost do my taxes.
Scared of eating ribbons.

“Am I being stalked by a bug” resonates with me.